North Liberty, Iowa
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🚨 Temporary Beard Emergency 🚨
NO ORDERS WILL SHIP June 20–27 while the Schmuck’d Up crew is off making questionable vacation decisions and creating family memories.
You can still order — I’ll pack everything up when I get back.
Try not to let your beard go feral while I’m gone.