North Liberty, Iowa
Schmuck'd up

Schmuck'd Up Supply Co. Small Batch Beard Oil, Beard Balm, and Body Balm.

The Beard Balm

Natrual Ingredients

Beeswax:   Gives the beard balm its holding properties to help keep in line those stray and wild hairs. 


Unrefined Shea Butter: The base of our beard balm. Rich in Vitamins A, E, and F.  Provides the skin with essential fatty acids and nutrients necessary for collagen production.  Keeps hair strong and healthy and moisturizes the skin below.   

Since the product is unrefined the balm may appear gritty at times.  This is completely expected and is considered "The Good Stuff."  This is a result of the proteins binding together during the cooling process.  Don't worry though, simply rubbing your hands together will melt the proteins back into an oil, and no your beard won't be gritty.


Argan Oil:  Rich in vitamin A and E, packed with antioxidents, omega-6 fatty acids, and linoleic acid. Stimulates growth and promotes beard thickness.  Makes hair softer, silkier, and shinier.


Coconut Oil:  Rich in Vitamins E and K.  Penetrates and nourishes the root of the hair.  Repairs dry skin to help prevent the dreaded Beardruff.  


Jojoba Oil:  Promotes healing of the hair. Conditions and coats hair shaft adding shine and manageability. 


Scents:  Mix of essential fragrance oils. If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Unless you have allergies, then please contact me.... 


What's the point?

Schmuck'd Up Beard Balm uses all natural ingredients to stop the itch and get rid of your Beardruff (dandruff of the beard).  Straight to the point it:


  • Moisturizes
  • Conditions
  • Softens
  • Styles
  • Smells oh so GOOD!


The Beard Oil

Coming Soon

Mother Schmucker's Body Balm

Coming Soon